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2.25sAh. Hmm.
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2.2sHuh?
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4.49sHey, kids, don't forget to watch my 29th anniversary show...
4.89sfeaturing clips like this one of Sideshow Mel whacked out on wowee sauce.
3.94sEveryone's always kissing your ass.
4.27sWell, I'm not afraid to tell you you're a--
5.14sOh, I'd give anything to go to that show. I'd sell my firstborn son.
0.63sHey!
1.59sYou'll do as you're told.
4.86sRalph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a valentine 'cause I felt sorry for him.
4.07sAh, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
2.67sWhat do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
2.75sWell, honey-- Let me handle this, Marge.
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