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2.27sThe children are right to laugh at you, Ralph.
3.85sThese things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.
0.5sMiss Hoover?
1.83sYes, Ralph?
0.43sI don't have a red crayon.
2.54sWhy not?
0.4sI ate it.
2.84s
2.74sAttention, everyone. This is Principal Skinner.
4.07sSome student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts...
2.14sfeaturing crude, off-color sentiments.
3.84sWell, let me tell you something. Valentine's Day is no joke.
8.66s
0.63sSending your chick a valentine, huh?
2.34sYep.
3.54s
1.93sjohnny?
3.75sJohnny? Johnny!
3sCool! I broke his brain.
4.94s- All right, children. You may now exchange valentines.
- Miss Hoover?
3.8sI glued my head to my shoulder.