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4.2sHey, boys and girls. Only four days till my anniversary show.
3.87sTwenty-nine years. And when I came on, they said I wouldn't last a week.
3.62sAnd you know where those reviewers are? All dead.
3.19sHow you doin' down there, fellas? Huh? Huh?
2.05sAnyway, here's a clip.
0.47sNow,
3.77swhy do they call this a urine monkey?
2.84sUh-- Ohh. I just found out.
4.22sThat's funny for so many reasons. We have to go to that show.
3.17sForget it. To get those tickets, our parents would have to be part...
2.47sof Springfield's cultural elite.
3.6sCan you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?
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2.6sEww.
3.2sOh, no! It's Ralph!
2.57sjust make up some excuse.
0.5sShe's in the can. Go away.
2.54sYes, sir.
2.07sI'd do anything for Lisa.
2.02sReally?