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4.62sYou know, one day, honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.
3.5sThey are? Oh, no! Have they set a date?
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1.92sThis orange drink is the only way...
2.87sto recoup our terrible losses from Fire Drill Follies.
2.05sI just don't know what went wrong.
3.79sYou opened the show with a fire drill, and everyone cleared out.
3.92sMm. So Mother was right. It was my fault.
2.47sGo ahead. Water it down some more.
4.17sMy God, man. I've watered her down as far as she'll go.
2.05sI cannot water no more.
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2.1sGood evening, everyone, and welcome...
4.22sto a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves.
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4.5sWe begin with a tribute to our lesser-known presidents.
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4.1swe are the mediocre Presidents
3.2syou won't find our faces on dollars or on cents