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1.87sSo, what are you doing this afternoon?
2.9s(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) "Oh, I'm just sorting out my pills for the week, sweetie."
2.74sWell, you do that and I'll be over a little later.
6.24sDid I get it? Was she sorting out her pills for the week in that little plastic thing with the seven boxes?
3.54sActually, she just got back from the gym and she's jumping in the shower.
1.53sShe got a chair in that shower?
1.12sShut up!
3.84sHave archaeologists ever discovered ancient Egyptian pottery in her vagina?
1.63sYou know what? That one was too wordy.
2.84sThat one was too wordy. That was flawed from the ground up.
3.9sIt wasn't funny, and we'll work on it and get back to you.
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0.95s- BRIAN: Hey, Rita?
- Yeah?
1.27sWhere do you keep your toothpaste?
1.57sWhat are you looking for? Tooth polish?
1.07sToothpaste, yeah.
1.67sJust use the baking soda.
1.13sBaking soda?
2.23sWhat the hell, I can skip a night.
1.53sOh, I've never noticed this picture before.
1.57sIs that you when you were a little girl?
2.75sOh, yeah. That's the summer my family went to DC.
3.29sThat flag's missing some stars, there.
1.9sWhy don't you come to bed, Brian?