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2.3sI'm sure you've been asked. What do you tell them?
3.77sWho can forget? I remember just crying like a baby.
4.07sCrying like a baby? Or crying like someone in college?
1.95sSay, Brian, on her answering machine,
1.93show long after her message is the beep?
1.7sWow. This has just been a delight.
2.52sYou can't go yet. We haven't had dessert.
4.25sInteresting. You know, the first time I had dessert was 36 years ago today.
2.07sHow about you, Rita? You remember your first dessert?
2.24sLord, no! It was so many years ago.
1.4sLike 40 years ago?
1.92sPeter... What were stagecoaches like?
1.74sFifty years ago? Would that be a good guess?
0.46sOh, dear.
1.08sPeter!
1.67sHow old are you? How old are you?
2.57sFifty! Okay? I'm 50!
1.2sHappy now?
1.48s(SOBBING)
1.44s
1.45sYou people are awful!
2.43sYou know, this is what's wrong with society!
2.07sNobody bats an eye if a woman dates an older man,
2.17sbut God forbid it's the other way around!
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