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2sSay, Rita, who was President when you were born?
0.93sGreat pot roast, Lois.
1.5sThank you, Brian.
1.74sRita, would you like me to cut yours up a little smaller?
1.68sOh, I'm fine.
4.44sBoy! Speaking of that, I don't know how many people have asked me today where I was when Martin Luther King was shot.
2.3sI'm sure you've been asked. What do you tell them?
3.77sWho can forget? I remember just crying like a baby.
4.07sCrying like a baby? Or crying like someone in college?
1.95sSay, Brian, on her answering machine,
1.93show long after her message is the beep?
1.7sWow. This has just been a delight.
2.52sYou can't go yet. We haven't had dessert.
4.25sInteresting. You know, the first time I had dessert was 36 years ago today.
2.07sHow about you, Rita? You remember your first dessert?
2.24sLord, no! It was so many years ago.
1.4sLike 40 years ago?
1.92sPeter... What were stagecoaches like?
1.74sFifty years ago? Would that be a good guess?
0.46sOh, dear.
1.08sPeter!
1.67sHow old are you? How old are you?
2.57sFifty! Okay? I'm 50!
1.2sHappy now?
1.48s(SOBBING)
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1.45sYou people are awful!