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3.04sI mean, all the crap I take for dating young bimbos.
1.63sHow old is she, Brian?
3sWhat difference does it make? Age has nothing to do with anything.
5.71sOkay, you know what? I'll bring her to dinner and you can see for yourself what a bright, fun and charming woman she is.
2.67sWonderful. I'll cook something that's not too binding.
3.52sShe's not that old. Old is Malcolm in the Middle in Season 15.
3.14sMalcolm, Dad drove the car over your science project.
1.5sOh, brother.
3.55sHow am I gonna survive junior high school with this screwed-up family?
1.9sAnd me, in the middle of it all.
3.6sA bunch of brothers living together? What a way to run a railroad.
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2.7sWell, Rita, I'm so glad you could join us for dinner.
2.8sThanks for having me, Lois. This food is delicious.
2.94sOh, thank you. I'm so glad you can taste it.
1.6sHey, you know what we haven't done for a while?
2.53sGo around the table and everybody says what year they were born.
1.63sSo, kids, how was your day?
1.9sWell, the sandbox was... It was great!
1.03sGuess he's going first.
3.2sWe got a new pencil sharpener in math class!
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