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1.62sYou know, Brian, a woman her age comes in here,
1.03sthey don't always leave.
1.43sPeter, she's gonna be okay.
4.37sListen, Brian, you say the word and I'll go in there with a pillow and you won't have any more problems.
2.64sHow many times do I have to tell you I'm sticking by this woman?
1.7sI love her! Careful, Brian.
2.3sSometimes the things you love can disappoint you.
1.7sLike that Playboy issue.
3.52s(SIGHS) Here we go. "Playboy's Women of the Olympics."
2.4sWow, those are some broad shoulders.
3.14sOkay, I guess small boobs are good for swimming.
3.3sNot sure I like chiseled quads so close to a vagina.
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2.07s(STAMMERING) Those are balls.
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2.7sBrian? Brian!
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2.04sOh. Is the soup ready?
0.85sYeah. Got it right here.
1.8sOh, good. I need to take my pills.
1.83sIt's been three hours.
3.74sYou know, they warned me these blue ones were gonna make me constipated.
1.73sRight they were. Okay.
1.87sI am plugged up.
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