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1.53sI'm with you, too, buddy.
3.04sIn 20 years, she'll be 70, and you'll have been dead for 15 years.
1.67sGod bless the both of you.
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1.6sHey, it's 4:30.
2.24sIsn't there an early-bird special you should be running off to?
2sShe's 50, Stewie! She's not an old woman.
3.1s(CELL PHONE RINGING) Hello? Hey, Rita.
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3sNo, I'm not hungry yet.
2.8sWell, if we get there by 5:30, I'm sure they'll honor it.
2.07sBrian, is she calling dinner "supper"?
1.87sSo, what are you doing this afternoon?
2.9s(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) "Oh, I'm just sorting out my pills for the week, sweetie."
2.74sWell, you do that and I'll be over a little later.
6.24sDid I get it? Was she sorting out her pills for the week in that little plastic thing with the seven boxes?
3.54sActually, she just got back from the gym and she's jumping in the shower.
1.53sShe got a chair in that shower?
1.12sShut up!
3.84sHave archaeologists ever discovered ancient Egyptian pottery in her vagina?
1.63sYou know what? That one was too wordy.
2.84sThat one was too wordy. That was flawed from the ground up.