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1.7sI'm here to pick up Nicole.
1.77sOh, hi. I'm Rita, her mom.
2.83sYou must be the one she had that fender bender with.
3.3sWell, I got to meet Nicole, so I prefer to think of it as a happy accident.
1sIs she ready?
1.82sOh, well...
4.22sUnfortunately, she left for dinner with another guy about half an hour ago.
1.22sWhat? We had a date.
3.37sYeah. I'm afraid that's Nicole. She's 21 and gorgeous.
2.94sGuys ask her out all the time and I think she loses track.
1.6sOh, for God's sake!
4.04sWell, let me at least leave my car-insurance information for her.
1.37s
2.14sIs that your condom?
1.47sNo! I mean...
2.2sI mean, I wasn't gonna use that on your daughter.
3.3sI mean, I wouldn't... I would not use a condom on your daughter.
2sI mean, I would if I was having sex with her,
2.5swhich obviously I would not do. But if... I mean...
3.37sI'm safe and all, you know? I get an AIDS test once every three months.
1.6sAnd not because I...
2.53sYou know, it's not because I have a lot of sex. I just...
2.64sI just eat a lot of poo off the street.
3.54sCome to think of it, how did this get in my wallet in the first place?