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2.64sI just eat a lot of poo off the street.
3.54sCome to think of it, how did this get in my wallet in the first place?
1.62sSTEWIE: "Dear Brian,
5.34s"somewhere between the point when you're excited enough to want it "and too excited to care, think about your future.
1.7s"Your friend, Stewie."
2.72sWell, I think I've been humiliated enough for one evening.
1sSorry to bother you.
1.33sIf it's any consolation,
1.63sI would never have stood you up.
2.54sWell, I guess that makes you one of the rare ones nowadays.
1.2sYour husband's a lucky guy.
1.1sDivorced.
1.4sOh.
2.37sWell, at the risk of humiliating myself once again,
1.67sI still have a reservation.
1.57sWell, I don't have plans.
1.7sWell, terrific.
3.24sHey, maybe I'll get to use this after all, huh? I'm just... I'm kidding.
2.84sOh, please. At my age, I don't have to worry about pregnancy.