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1.62sSTEWIE: "Dear Brian,
5.34s"somewhere between the point when you're excited enough to want it "and too excited to care, think about your future.
1.7s"Your friend, Stewie."
2.72sWell, I think I've been humiliated enough for one evening.
1sSorry to bother you.
1.33sIf it's any consolation,
1.63sI would never have stood you up.
2.54sWell, I guess that makes you one of the rare ones nowadays.
1.2sYour husband's a lucky guy.
1.1sDivorced.
1.4sOh.
2.37sWell, at the risk of humiliating myself once again,
1.67sI still have a reservation.
1.57sWell, I don't have plans.
1.7sWell, terrific.
3.24sHey, maybe I'll get to use this after all, huh? I'm just... I'm kidding.
2.84sOh, please. At my age, I don't have to worry about pregnancy.
2.87s(BOTH LAUGHING) How old are you?
2.27sOh, you don't want to know.
1.33s- I kind of do.
- Hang on.
2.33sJust let me get my purse and we can go.
1.58sWow, she seems great!
3.55sWe're getting along better than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
1.77sYou want to smoke some crack? You want to smoke some crack?
4.39s(BOTH EXCLAIMING) - I love you.
I love you.
1.5sGet the fucking crack!
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