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3.55sWe're getting along better than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
1.77sYou want to smoke some crack? You want to smoke some crack?
4.39s(BOTH EXCLAIMING) - I love you. I love you.
1.5sGet the fucking crack!
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1.38sBrian, you want some lasagna?
2.18sNo, thanks. Rita and I grabbed a bite already.
4.9sGosh, you've been seeing this Rita for weeks now and you still haven't brought her over to the house.
3.37s(LAUGHING) When are we gonna meet the lovely lady, huh?
1.92sOh, she's being ironic.
1.63sWhat are you saying? I don't date lovely women?
1.4sYeah, you got it. You got it.
4.99sNo. It just seems like some of your past girlfriends have been a little dumb and trampy.
2.74sFirst of all, that's not true, and second of all, she's not like that.
2.7sShe's wonderful. She's smart. She's pretty.
4.87sAnd, you know, the only reason I haven't brought her around is that you guys don't always make the best impression with girls I date.
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