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4.99sNo. It just seems like some of your past girlfriends have been a little dumb and trampy.
2.74sFirst of all, that's not true, and second of all, she's not like that.
2.7sShe's wonderful. She's smart. She's pretty.
4.87sAnd, you know, the only reason I haven't brought her around is that you guys don't always make the best impression with girls I date.
1.27sEspecially Peter.
1.92sHey, aren't you that chick from the bathroom door?
2.3sCome on, Peter. She doesn't want to talk about work.
1.3sWhat's it like in there?
2.1sI assume it's like how it is in the men's room.
2.53sOh, there's a long trough with a big poo in it?
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5.2s(SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) You know, Brian, the past few weeks have been great.
3.84sI can't remember the last time I've had this much fun dating somebody.
1.7sI can remember the last time I have.
1.03sNever.
2.97s(BOTH CHUCKLING) That's the writer in you, Brian.
2.2sDid you always know that's what you wanted to do?
3.14sWell, actually, I really thought I was gonna be an actor at one point.
1.97sI even got a few high-profile gigs.
1.7sReally? Anything I've seen?
3.6sOh, you ever heard of a tiny little independent movie called Die Hard?