Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.47sOh, come on, Meg, you can stop the charade.
2.47sMy God, you're as transparent as your father was
2.49swhen he pretended to be a Hasidic Jew to get off work.
4.06sGood morning, Hebrews and shebrews. What a glorious Jewish day.
3.06sHey, how about all those coupons in the Sunday paper, huh?
1.52sSome good deals there.
3.6sHey, you know, I went into a store last week and they wanted $800 for a TV,
2.49sbut I us'ed them down to $500.
3.3sIt's not a charade, Mom. I am a lesbian.
1.73sWhat do I have to do to prove this to you?
2.47sWell, maybe if I'd seen you kiss your girlfriend.
- What was that?
1.99sWhat is she, your grandmother?
2.26s(SCOFFS) That's no kiss. Watch this.