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2s(GASPING) Oh, my little sweetie!
1.83sHey, Brian, remember me?
1.66sI'm the guy you left standing at the counter
2.47sat McDonald's with a bag full of burgers.
2.59sYou know, it's funny, I tried to walk home and...
3.66sA lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and...
4.06sOh, here's where the story gets fun. You may have noticed I'm missing an ear.
4.44sManaged to pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven.
2.99sSo, when you're ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.
1.9sBrian, this is inexcusable.
1.76sYeah, what if something had happened to Stewie?
1.9sMy ear's in a cup, I guess that doesn't count.
2.87sHey, I'm not the kid's baby-sitter, all right? I have my own life to live.
3.33sYou know, this is all because you've been hanging out with that Frank Sinatra Jr.
3.56sI am gonna call his mother Mia Farrow and give her a piece of my mind.
2.06sAnd you are gonna stop singing at that crazy club.
1.17sOperator, Mia Farrow, please.
1.63sYou stay out of my life!
0.97s(GROWLING)
0.99s(SCREAMING)
1.87sWhat the hell is happening to you?
2.43sYeah, don't worry, I don't need to go to the hospital or anything.
1.8sI'll just use this Mr. Potato Head piece.