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3.23sBrian, don't you think it's a little too early to be hitting the booze?
1.13sHey, what's the point of waiting?
1.93sYou got to live life while you can and live it hard.
1.56sThe Chris Farley method, that's good.
1.63sFrank invited me back this evening.
3.37sI tell you, I feel more exhilarated than Peter did when he swam with the bulls.
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1.56s(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.13s(CROWD APPLAUDING)
2.09sYeah, that's fair. No, that's totally a fair score.
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4.33sYou know, Brian, when you wear that suit, it looks like you're taking a white poop.
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1.09sBut it's stuck.
2.99sLook, Lois asked me to baby-sit you, so just stay here and be quiet.
1.99sI'll be back after my first set.
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