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3.2sBrian, there you are. Do you have any idea what time it is?
2.13sStewie was supposed to be in bed two hours ago.
3.3sOh, yeah, he... He's...
2.7sHe was right here, right next to me like, four hours ago.
2.99sWhat? Brian, you were supposed to watch him!
2s(GASPING) Oh, my little sweetie!
1.83sHey, Brian, remember me?
1.66sI'm the guy you left standing at the counter
2.47sat McDonald's with a bag full of burgers.
2.59sYou know, it's funny, I tried to walk home and...
3.66sA lot of hungry deer walking around at this hour of the night and...
4.06sOh, here's where the story gets fun. You may have noticed I'm missing an ear.
4.44sManaged to pull it out of the deer's mouth and put it in some ice I got at a 7-Eleven.
2.99sSo, when you're ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.
1.9sBrian, this is inexcusable.
1.76sYeah, what if something had happened to Stewie?
1.9sMy ear's in a cup, I guess that doesn't count.
2.87sHey, I'm not the kid's baby-sitter, all right? I have my own life to live.