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1.4sLike John Goodman's family.
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1.16sPlease, Daddy.
3.33sI told you, when I'm finished, you can have what's left.
3.7sThere won't be any left. There's never any left.
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0.97s(GASPING)
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1.59sHappy Thanksgiving.
0.97s(SOBBING)
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1.8sMom, why is the cable guy here?
3.06sIt's me, you guys. and I have something to tell you all.
3.46sMom. Dad. I am a lesbian.
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2.97s- That is awesome.
- Peter.
2.06sMeg, you are not a lesbian.
1.76sYou know, I don't care what you guys think.
3.7sAll my new lesbian friends accept me, and that's all that matters.
2.66sMeg, you're my daughter. I would accept you if you were gay
2.2sor blind or retarded, but you're not.
4.06sYou guys don't care about me and my struggle! I hate you!
3.87sMeg, I think you're just trying to fit in by pretending to be something you're not.
3.09sLike the time Peter pretended to be racist to get out ofjury duty.