0.99s(CROWD CHEERING)
1.16sThat was sensational.
2.66sWe're going to be the biggest thing since Edison harnessed electricity.
2.7s
2.73sLook at Edison over there with his damn electricity.
2.8sHey, Edison, how about sharing some of those light bulbs, huh?
3.94s- Hey, figure it out for yourself, man.
- We're freezing our asses off over here.
1.97sHey, man, how do you think I feel, you know?
3.23sYou get to look at my great house. I get to look at that dark thing, huh?
2.4sWhat, what is that, a candle over there? That's pretty sweet.
2.47sYeah, it's a candle. We're freezing over here.
3.37sNo one in my family's taken a bath in a month. We stink.
1.23sIt stinks over here, you jerk.
1.4sI can't hear you over my central heating.
2.49s- Hey, why don't you go to hell, Edison.
- Hey, bite me, man.
1.26sHey, you guys seen The Office?
2.13sOh, no, I guess you haven't 'cause you don't have a TV.