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1.68sDouble time, soldier.
3.82sI want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours.
2.08s(SHIVERING) It's too cold, Dad.
1.93sMy teen region is freezing off.
2.3s(SCOFFS) You don't know what cold is.
3.54sI once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier,
2.57seating nothing but frozen Neanderthal.
3.17sTo this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.
2.35s(GROANS) Let's just get inside the shack.
1.67s- Hold, maggot!
- Ow!
1.53sRemember the code of the ice.
2.3sThick and blue, tried and true,
2.58sthin and crispy, way too risky.
3.19sShows what you know. Crispy doesn't even rhyme with risky.
1.17s(EXCLAIMS)
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2.7sHelp, I'm drowning!
3sDon't worry, son, you'll freeze before you drown.
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