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3.22sYesterday I was nearly killed by a tight hat.
4.37sI'd be remiss if I didn't rub your goopy noses in the fact that I'm immune.
4.7s(LAUGHS) Which is why we'll all be counting on you, and you alone,
1.83sto nurse us through this catastrophe.
5.44s(GROANS) Why, God? Why have I been singled out?
6.72s(ALL WHEEZING AND COUGHING) Everyone just calm down and make yourself a tissue walrus.
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2.05sDamn it, son, lose the tissues.
1.95sYou're ruining Thanksgiving dinner.
2.22sI'm busy with my space experiment.
3.09sI can't devote precious brainpower to blowing my nose.
3.54sYou're never going to win that science fair, Philip. Face it.
4.97sSomeone with your limited brainpower would be lucky to get a job as a pizza delivery boy.