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1.6s(CHOKING)
2.86s
1.97sMom, what's my temperature?
4.4s50, 45, 40. It's all over.
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2.47sWoo! Down at the 35!
2.27sI'm really sick. Huh?
4sOh, sorry. 109. We'll check it again at halftime.
2.77sYou home from school, you traitor?
2.55sI fell through the ice. Cut me some slack.
3.24sNobody cut me any slack when I broke my spine.
1.9sDidn't even take a day off of work.
4.14sLot of people depend on you when you sell trampolines door-to-door.
2.15sHere's your homework, you lucky knob.
2.32sAnd with a little more luck from my seven-leaf clover,
3.2sI might get sick enough to miss the whole semester.
2.05sHey, give me that.
1.33sNo.
1.3sGive it to me, you faker.
1.27sNo, you're not getting it.
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1.78sOw! My underbite!
2.69sCome on, Yancy, your brother's sick.