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2.57seating nothing but frozen Neanderthal.
3.17sTo this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.
2.35s(GROANS) Let's just get inside the shack.
1.67s- Hold, maggot!
- Ow!
1.53sRemember the code of the ice.
2.3sThick and blue, tried and true,
2.58sthin and crispy, way too risky.
3.19sShows what you know. Crispy doesn't even rhyme with risky.
1.17s(EXCLAIMS)
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2.7sHelp, I'm drowning!
3sDon't worry, son, you'll freeze before you drown.
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1.7sI love ice fishing.
2.14sI shouldn't be out in this cold.
2.9sI have no protective fat, hair or warm blood.
1.74sI'm not even legally a mammal.
2.35s(SCOFFS) You don't know what cold is.
1.9sI was frozen for a thousand years.
3.2sYou were? Ha! Learn something dumb every day.
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