4.22sPeople of New New York, this is Surgeon General Ogden Wernstrom.
2.05sWern... (COUGHING)
1.87s
1.65s...strom!
2.15sNo doctor likes hurling his patients into the sun,
3.37sbut since there is no way to make a vaccine for the common cold...
3.35s(GRUNTS) There is a way to make a vaccine!
3.29sYay! Yay! So what's the catch?
1.95sThe vaccine requires the original,
3.04sunmutated, 20th century cold virus,
2.5sso I need to grind you into a paste.
0.97s
1.42sProfessor, no!
2.38sIt's okay, Leela. This is all my fault, sort of.
1.77sIf this will save you, then please,
2.02sturn me into a virus milkshake.
2.22sHe consented! You all heard it!