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3.7sfrom someone with a sexily seductive voice.
4.2sWith pleasure. You see, the show was banned after the Star Trek wars.
2.62sYou mean the vast migration of Star Wars fans?
2.32sUh, no. That was the Star Wars trek.
2.49s
2.54sBy the 23rd century, Star Trek fandom...
4.24shad evolved from a loose association of nerds with skin problems...
2.7sinto a full-blown religion.
2.7sAnd Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship...
2.4swhere they would be no Tribble at all.
3.14sAll power to the engines.
2.75sAs country after country fell under its influence,
3.7sworld leaders became threatened by the movement's power.
2.15sAnd so the Trekkies were executed...
2.47sin the manner most befitting virgins.
2.4sWhoa! He's dead, Jim.
3.69sHe's dead, Jim. He's dead, Jim.
3.05sFinally, the sacred texts were banned.
1.14s
3.72sThe last copies of the 79 episodes and six movies...