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2.4sIt's such an honor to play the magic clam.
1.53sAren't you proud of your dad, Kids?
1.03sAre you kidding?
3sGod, this is worse than having Ronald McDonald for a father.
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1.83sBye, Dad! Don't wait up!
1.98sWhoa, whoa, whoa, Wait a minute, Lisa! Come back here.
1.68sYou're not going out with all that make-up on.
0.77sBut Dad!
0.85sUpstairs!
2.77sYou're a McDonald, not a whore!
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2.34sI think I got a wave here!
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2.74sHuh. So that's what Peter's penis looks likE.
2.02sHow could you embarrass me like that?
2.62sNobody better pull this kind of crap at my slumber party tonight!
1.32sDon't worry, honey.
2.07sYou and your friends are gonna have a great time.
2.09sYes, Yes. How delightful it will be.
7.97sA pubescent herd of gabby wretches prattling on about boys and music and jellybeans and stickers.
4.65sOH--oh, We better stop by the hospital so I can get my cooties shot.