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1.74sBut every year until his death,
3.79sfrom a combination of tuberculosis and a tomahawk to the head,
2.2she went to the shore on this day,
3.4sin hopes that the magic clam would return.
3.24sToday, we citizens of Quahog continue this tradition.
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1.2sWhat's that?
2.17sSomething out at sea?
3.9sClam-ho!
1.98sThey're giving your cue, Peter.
3.97sWho the hell's idea was it to make this suit out of foam rubber?
2.4sIt's such an honor to play the magic clam.
1.53sAren't you proud of your dad, Kids?
1.03sAre you kidding?
3sGod, this is worse than having Ronald McDonald for a father.
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1.83sBye, Dad! Don't wait up!
1.98sWhoa, whoa, whoa, Wait a minute, Lisa! Come back here.
1.68sYou're not going out with all that make-up on.
0.77sBut Dad!
0.85sUpstairs!
2.77sYou're a McDonald, not a whore!
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2.34sI think I got a wave here!
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