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1.88sHey, i'm, Hi, I'm Brian.
1.83sWhat the hell is this?
1.55sI said egg whites only!
2.15sAre you trying to give me a bloody heart attack?
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1.85sMake it again!
2.62sAh, The breakfast thing. Heh. Yes.
2.33sI-i-It wasn't even about the eggs, really.
1.6sFrankly, I like the yolks.
1.37sI--i--i don't...
1.83sI have no problem, it's just...
2.87sThere's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me.
3.94sAnd it's not so much that I want to "kill" her.
3.74sIt's just I want her not to be alive anymore.
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3.29sI sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult.
2.67sAnd then I think to myself, "My God,
3.74s"wouldn't it be marvelous "if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
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3.87sOne time my dad pooped in the neighbor's yard and then lied about it.
1.15sI knew it!
2.32sWell, I'm glad I used his shovel to clean it up!
4.04sWow! Joe, this sort of makes you like Larry from Three's Company.