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1.48sHow could you do this?
2.47sYou've turned my life into the 24-Hour Loser Channel!
1.4sYou, cameraman!
2.34sMake sure you use that Cybill Shepherd filter!
1.2sIf they can make her look half-human,
2.04sthey should be able to take 6 months off my face.
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1.33sUm...
5.69sI--I find the toothpaste with the pump is a little easier to get on the brush.
3.35sUm, You might've noticed my underwear has a--has a hole in it.
1.57sit's uh, You know, i--i...
2.6sI--I don't see any reason to--to throw it out. It's...
1.7sThe waist is still fine.
3sYou know, you can see--see It's still real stretchy.
1.97sMom, you have to do something!
4.4sDad's on T.V. parading around in his underwear like some gross European guy!
1.37sUh, Now, sweetie,
2.53syour father's just a free spirit.
0.93sHere.
2.97sA good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
3.45sANd a--And a bad breakfast is the foundation of indigestion.
1.15sHey-o!
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