Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.94sAnd it's not so much that I want to "kill" her.
3.74sIt's just I want her not to be alive anymore.
1.27s
3.29sI sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult.
2.67sAnd then I think to myself, "My God,
3.74s"wouldn't it be marvelous "if I turned out to be a homosexual?"
0.8s
4.54s
3.87sOne time my dad pooped in the neighbor's yard and then lied about it.
1.15sI knew it!
2.32sWell, I'm glad I used his shovel to clean it up!
4.04sWow! Joe, this sort of makes you like Larry from Three's Company.
2.7sYou know, I always thought he was sexy.
3.2syes! I am all about Larry over here!
1.85s
0.52s
2.07s
6.72sUm, On Sundays we generally catch the early-bird special here at The Lobster Shanty.