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2.27sBut I gotta come clean.
2.94sI'm--I'm not really a man.
1.77sI'm a woman.
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2.23sOh, My God! You're a woman?
1.64sWell, Actually,
1.67sI'm not really a woman.
1.17sI'm a horse!
1.18s
2.5sOh, My God! You're a horse?
2.64sActually, I'm not really a horse.
1.47sI'm a broom.
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1.5sOk. Ok.
1.68sSo how do you feel?
1.95sTo be honest with you, Diane,
1.57sI'm surprised.
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1.37sMan, this is a great show.
3.1sThey drag these idiots up on stage and then blindside them.
3.3sLike--Like this one guy didn't know he was actually 2 midgets.
2.57sOh, Those poor, unsuspecting people.
2.8sWell, maybe some of them deserved it.
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2.9sHello. And welcome to Diane!
3.6sToday's guest is tired of being embarrassed by her family.
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