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1.87sHey! Hey, come back here.
1.95sHey, She's gonna sing Rainbow Connection.
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1.25sUh, Mr. Quagmire,
1.1scan I use your toothpaste?
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1.2sOh My God. Excuse me.
0.98sHey, no problem, meg.
1.83sYou probably bought me another 3 minutes!
1.22sGiggedy, giggedy, giggedy!
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2.95sOh, oh, The funniest thing happened at work today. So There was this--
1.03sHi, EvERybody. Hey!
1.33sI had the worst day.
2.92sFirst I didn't make cheerleader because I'm so plain.
1.9sAnd I still don't have a date for Friday night,
1.22sas usual.
5.49sI'm going upstairs to write in my journal about how I'll never grow big, full breasts like these!
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1.72sIt's not fair, Lois.
1.05sIf I don't get any airtime,
5.49show am I ever gonna get my own spin-off where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar...
2.5sat the center of the earth?
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3.04sYou know, we don't get many of you molten-rock men in here.
1.37sWell, At these prices,
1.43sI'm not surprised!
1.74sThat's it, pal!