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1.02sSo do we have a deal?
1.47sLet's shake on it.
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2.47sM-Mom, are we on T.V. right now?
1sYes, Chris.
1.65sYour father signed a contract,
1.6sAnd now we're gonna be on T.V.
1.53sfor the next 6 months.
1.48sHow could you do this?
2.47sYou've turned my life into the 24-Hour Loser Channel!
1.4sYou, cameraman!
2.34sMake sure you use that Cybill Shepherd filter!
1.2sIf they can make her look half-human,
2.04sthey should be able to take 6 months off my face.
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1.33sUm...
5.69sI--I find the toothpaste with the pump is a little easier to get on the brush.
3.35sUm, You might've noticed my underwear has a--has a hole in it.
1.57sit's uh, You know, i--i...
2.6sI--I don't see any reason to--to throw it out. It's...
1.7sThe waist is still fine.
3sYou know, you can see--see It's still real stretchy.