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2.43sI see. You were mad enough to leave our house,
2.45sbut not mad enough to leave our property.
1.35sThat's my half-assed dad.
1.82sHey, I couldn't leave you kids.
1.47sYou're like my own family.
1.95sNow check this place out.
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2.77sNeat! When I sleep at Dad's, I call this bed.
1.62sYou can have it. This one's way better.
1.17sThat's a bread compartment.
1.13sYou're a bread compartment!
2.05sKids! Come back in the house!
1.27sOh, do we have to?
2.34sI melted string cheese over some corn chips.
1.25sBOTH: Oh, boy!
1.64sI've got Gameboys and caramel apples!
1.8sI'll let you sass me!
1.13sI'll let you punch me!
2.47sYou can wear swimsuits instead of underwear!
1.73sWe'll have Christmas tomorrow!
1.93sBOTH: Yeah!
2.12sWelcome to the jungle
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