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2.1s$500 on body glitter...
1.35sHey, I earned that money.
1.33sWhile you lounge around here,
1.83sdoing laundry and putting up drywall,
2.12sI'm at work busting my hump.
1.38sOh, please!
3.1sFrom what I hear, you waltz in there at 10:30,
1.57stake a nap on the toilet,
2.44sthen sit around googling your own name until lunch.
1.13s(GASPS) Who told you that?
2.44sYou shouted it while we were making love!
0.9sNow, look here, mister.
2.27sI pay the bills, I do the budget,
2.17sand I'm in charge of the money.
1s- Hmm!
- Hmm!
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2.65sAre you going to let her push you around?
2.57sYeah, show that skirt who's boss, see?
1.9sGive us our independence, Homer.
1.38sYes, President Franklin.
2.37sI was never president.
2.25sI invented some kind of stove.
2.8sWell, I invented a Popsicle made of Mountain Dew.
1.13sSweet.
1.67sYeah, yeah, that's swell.
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