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1.47sCoptic Christian.
8.29sNo! (CRYING) Captain, wait! I have something here that might change your mind!
1.17sWhat are you showing me? Soup?
3.85s300 cans of Budget Club mushroom soup!
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2.42sIf you have some noodles and tuna fish,
5.14syou can make a casserole that's small on price, but big on flavor.
1.4sYou are a wise woman.
2.89sIt is a shame you dress like a Lebanese prostitute.
1.35sReturn to the docks!
3.69sWell, if he thinks he's getting a corner piece, forget it.
1.37s(TURKISH MUSIC PLAYING)
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4.2sWow, Marge, once again, your mom-ly wisdom averted disaster.