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1.1sOh, uh...
3.87sNear-fatal booboo today really scared me.
2.6sWhat would the kids and I do if something happened to you?
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1.17sDon't worry,
2.6sif I croak, you'll marry Lenny or Moe.
2.57sThe winner will be determined by a card game I invented.
2.72sI got all the rules written down up here.
2.05sYou keep almost dying.
2.49sJust look at our vacation photos.
2.77sVacation All I ever wanted
3.3sVacation Had to get away
2.32sVacation Meant to be spent alone
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5.05s(MUSIC STOPPED) Homie, if you die, I'm gonna have three kids to take care of.
2.67sI want you to buy some life insurance.
2.22sPlease?
3.75sSure. If it'll give you peace of mind.
2.74sBut I'm not gonna die for many, many years.
2.17sI know. I just want to...
1.7s(SCREAMS) (CHOKING)
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