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2.85sI was making a Monte Cristo sandwich when my crisper cut out.
2.87sIt's not golden brown, it's not brown, it's not nothing.
0.82sDang!
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1.07sOh!
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1.07s(GROANS)
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2.15sYou don't belong on the lawn.
2.5sYou belong in your bed with your wife.
1.28sThat's no marriage bed.
2.73sIt's a loveless slab of bossiness!
2.52s(GASPS) Well, you're not perfect either!
1.97sName one way I'm not.
1.67sMARGE: You hide food in my hair.
3.1sYou think brushing your teeth is foreplay...
2.89sI'll have you know I could have married Sideshow Mel!
1.42sBoy, they're really going at it.
1.63sDo you think they're gonna get divorced?
2.92sNo. I don't see Dad doing all that paperwork.
3.77sHOMER: What? I seem to recall you asked me to get this fat!
1.57sOh, boy.
2.42sLet's get out of here before Dad does a bad impression of Mom.
2.53sHOMER: (MOCKING) Ooh! I'm Marge Simpson.
3.14sDon't eat off the floor. Ooh!