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1.77sYeah, it's all right. We think it's all right.
2.04sWhat are you talking about? You hate CBS.
2.47sOoh. "Hate" is a word we don't use in this house.
3.24sJoan and I always say, "If you don't have anything nice to say about someone,
2.27s"don't say anything at all." We say that, right, honey?
1.73sSometimes. Sometimes we say that.
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3sHey, Quagmire. Check out this month's Hustler, huh.
2.07sQuagmire? Now, this is neat.
6.54sThese people have put an old-fashioned Colonial spinning wheel in the center of their living room, as furniture.
2.7sOh, that's what I want in my house.
1.7s(MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.5sAll right, Quagmire. Time for your lap dance.
2.57sNo, guys. I can't do that. It's degrading to women.
1.84sCome on, Quagmire. It's got to be you.
1.7sI'm married, Cleveland's got foot odor,
2.14sand Joe's dead from the waist down.
3.9s(SCREAMING) Why do you bring me here?
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