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3.97sI filled this watermelon with chocolate pudding and M-80 firecrackers.
2.3sHey, Meg. Will you hold this for Daddy?
1.73sOkay. Why?
1.67sUh, it's a present.
3.17sIt's a thanks-for-being- such-a-sweetie watermelon.
1.43sSo you'll hang onto that?
1.17sYeah, sure.
3.24s(EXCLAIMS) This is weird. Am I supposed to eat this?
4.44s(SCREAMS) I hate you! I hate you!
1.97sOh, maid.
0.57s
1.7sOh, my God!
1.53sEverybody, this is Joan.
0.47sHi.
0.97sHello.
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5.41s
1.67s(SPEAKING ELVISH)
5.17s