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1.67sUh, it's a present.
3.17sIt's a thanks-for-being- such-a-sweetie watermelon.
1.43sSo you'll hang onto that?
1.17sYeah, sure.
3.24s(EXCLAIMS) This is weird. Am I supposed to eat this?
4.44s(SCREAMS) I hate you! I hate you!
1.97sOh, maid.
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1.7sOh, my God!
1.53sEverybody, this is Joan.
0.47sHi.
0.97sHello.
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1.67s(SPEAKING ELVISH)
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1.67s(SPEAKING ELVISH)
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1.07s(STAMMERING) Hey, there.
2.2sI mean, it's nice to pleasure your acquaintance.
3.47sI mean, would you like to go out to dinner tomorrow night?
1.13sI'd love to.
1.33sGod, he works fast.
4.9sHey, Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket or a erection in your pocket?