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2.5sAll right, Quagmire. Time for your lap dance.
2.57sNo, guys. I can't do that. It's degrading to women.
1.84sCome on, Quagmire. It's got to be you.
1.7sI'm married, Cleveland's got foot odor,
2.14sand Joe's dead from the waist down.
3.9s(SCREAMING) Why do you bring me here?
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2.64sOh, Brian, my breasts are so sore.
2.14sAnd they've gotten so engorged from the weaning,
2sI've gone up two bra sizes.
2.64sWhat--What did you do with the old bras?
2.34sOkay. Got to time this just right.
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2.13sOne, two, three!
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3.44s(EXCLAIMING) Help! Somebody get this baby off me!
2.37sStewie! I'm so sorry.
2.57sBy the way, you call those cheap implants boobs?
2.5sThose aren't boobs. They are lies!
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1.3sI can't believe it.
2.74sQuagmire's gone all sissy-man Alan Alda on us!
3.14sWell, what can we do about it? The wedding's tomorrow.