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2.97sI wish it were, Joan. I wish it were a joke.
2.13sBut these things happen, you know?
1.83sYou go for a walk in the park one day,
3.6sand wheelchair ninjas, and Nazis, and pots-and-pans robots show up to kill you,
2.54sand dinosaurs show up to eat the remains. You've seen the news.
1.73sYou're not fooling anyone.
1.73sAll right, fellows. Plan B.
1.13sPlan B, Quagmire.
1.5sHi, honey. I'm home.
1.6s(SCREAMING) Heart attack!
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3.2sGlenn, sweetheart! Is he all right?
2.5sNo, he's dead. I can tell. I'm a cop.
2.2sOh, my God! Are you sure?
4.1sYou know what'll prove it? When people die, they void their bowels.
3.9sI said, when people die, they void their bowels.
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1.9sPETER: Oh, my God!
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1.57sWhat a jackass.
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1.74sWell, you look a lot better.
0.53sI did it, Brian!
1.43sThrough sheer force of will,
1.7sI kicked my addiction to breast milk.
2.77sI just had to find a way to make breasts seem repulsive.
2.67sYeah. How did you do that? I watched In The Cut.
3.47sMeg Ryan topless. No, thanks. No, thanks.