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2.37sPETER: So, anyway, here's Quagmire walking through the park,
1.37sminding his own business.
4.54sI just happened to be there with my video camera when a ninja shows up!
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1.87sAnd then a Nazi came!
1.34s
2.8sAnd then an evil pots-and-pans robot!
1.47s(IN MECHANICAL VOICE) Destroy.
1.94sDestroy.
2.7sI imagine you're probably wondering what happened to the body.
1.73sWell, we thought of that.
2.57sPETER: Oh, no! Quagmire's dead!
3.24sWait! We might still be able to save... Oh, no!
2.94s(IMITATING FANFARE)
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2.84sWe are so, so sorry for your loss.
1.33sIs this a joke?
2.97sI wish it were, Joan. I wish it were a joke.
2.13sBut these things happen, you know?