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1.23sYou didn't tell her?
1.77sLook, I told you she was gonna kill herself.
1.17sWhat was I supposed to do?
3.17sLet her. No, that's not funny.
1.17sWait a second.
2.1sWe know she's gonna be upset if you dump her.
2.3sBut if something happened that was out of your control...
3.1sWhat do you mean? I mean we're gonna fake your death.
3.44sThis is the best idea I've had since I invented that soda.
2.84sGentlemen, I give you Crystal Pepsi.
3.7sAll the great taste of regular Pepsi but without the troublesome opacity.
3.8sWell, what if you're drinking a regular Pepsi and somebody is coming at you with a knife, huh?
1.9sYou won't be able to see him past your Pepsi.
2.44sAnd--And then, who's dead, huh? You.