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2.84sGentlemen, I give you Crystal Pepsi.
3.7sAll the great taste of regular Pepsi but without the troublesome opacity.
3.8sWell, what if you're drinking a regular Pepsi and somebody is coming at you with a knife, huh?
1.9sYou won't be able to see him past your Pepsi.
2.44sAnd--And then, who's dead, huh? You.
1.83sYou! You're dead! Stabbed!
1.33sCrystal Pepsi.
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1.74sAll right, fellas. I think we did it.
5.57sThis may be the most absolutely perfect fake death in the history of fake deaths.
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1.3sWhat do you guys want?
2.57sJoan, um, you mind if we come in?
3.37sThere's, um... There's been an accident.
2.4sThis is, uh, not gonna be easy,
2.44sbut it's something you should see.
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2.37sPETER: So, anyway, here's Quagmire walking through the park,
1.37sminding his own business.
4.54sI just happened to be there with my video camera when a ninja shows up!
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1.87sAnd then a Nazi came!
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2.8sAnd then an evil pots-and-pans robot!