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3sHey, Quagmire. Check out this month's Hustler, huh.
2.07sQuagmire? Now, this is neat.
6.54sThese people have put an old-fashioned Colonial spinning wheel in the center of their living room, as furniture.
2.7sOh, that's what I want in my house.
1.7s(MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.5sAll right, Quagmire. Time for your lap dance.
2.57sNo, guys. I can't do that. It's degrading to women.
1.84sCome on, Quagmire. It's got to be you.
1.7sI'm married, Cleveland's got foot odor,
2.14sand Joe's dead from the waist down.
3.9s(SCREAMING) Why do you bring me here?
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2.64sOh, Brian, my breasts are so sore.
2.14sAnd they've gotten so engorged from the weaning,
2sI've gone up two bra sizes.
2.64sWhat--What did you do with the old bras?
2.34sOkay. Got to time this just right.
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2.13sOne, two, three!
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3.44s(EXCLAIMING) Help! Somebody get this baby off me!
2.37sStewie! I'm so sorry.