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1.93sMy third husband bought me this.
1.87sGive me some chips for it.
1.2sAre you sure?
1.75sDon't tell me what to do.
3.89sI've been gambling since I was eight and hocking jewelry since I was 12.
1.47sGive me chips.
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2.03sLook around you, Malibu Stacy.
2.4sAll this was bought with dirty money.
3.95sYour penthouse, your Alfa Romeo, your collagen-injection clinic.
1.2sBack into the box.
3.99sIt may not be pretty but damn it, it's honest.
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8.91sI, Lisa Simpson am hereby giving away all my ill-gotten Malibu Stacy accessories!